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 Categories :   Restaurant


In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
  






 Categories :   Elephant


So the elephant says to the naked man . . .

"You breathe through that little thing?"
  







 Categories :   Wordplay


All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.
  






 Categories :   Vulgar


Everybody loves you when they are about to cum
  

















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