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 Categories :   Blonde


-Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
-A blonde tried killing herself.
  






 Categories :   Onion


- I want some onion.
- Excuse me, mam, but there is no onion here now.
- But I need onion!
- Excuse me, mam, again. I'm really sorry, but...
- You say - no onion?
- Yes!
- Hm… It was here two days ago!
- Very sorry! No onion now...
- But...
- OK, mam! Please, would you answer on this question: how many "t"
letter in word "potato"?
- Two!
- Yes! Good! And once more: how many "t" letter in "tomato"?
- Two!
- Exactly! You right! And how many word "f...ck" in "onion"?
- Hm… No f...ck in onion!
- Yes! That is what I am trying to explain you: "NO F...CKING ONION HERE!!!"
  







 Categories :   Vulgar


My unit would like to explore your crater.
  






 Categories :   School


C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
  

















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