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 Categories :   Restaurant


In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
  






 Categories :   Women and Men


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  







 Categories :   Wordplay


All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.
  






 Categories :   SexEducation


Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
  

















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