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 Categories :   Blonde


-Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
-A blonde tried killing herself.
  






 Categories :   Women


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
  







 Categories :   Vulgar


My unit would like to explore your crater.
  






 Categories :   Banker


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  

















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